On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
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