woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Randomize
