you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I lost the right to judge tonight
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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