Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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