did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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