why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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