i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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