Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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