You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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