I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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