I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
he puts the penis in happiness.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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