i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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