I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
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By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize