did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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