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Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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