She went from zero to smokin in five shots
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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