Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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