Dual....:-)
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
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I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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