just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
The power of my boobs compel you
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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