I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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