Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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