I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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