i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
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I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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