so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
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And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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