just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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