People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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