I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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