You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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