this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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