Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
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I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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