if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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