it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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