doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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