In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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