Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Your face is a jimmy john
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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