Fuck appropriateness.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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