I don't think brook has ever known best
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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