So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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