think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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