You work out of a Hotel?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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