i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Randomize
