She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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