and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
