oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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