he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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