I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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