Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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