So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He felt like a one man threesome
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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