i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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