I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
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Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
my god I love twenty year old dicks
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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