How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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