And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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