Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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