i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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