Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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