Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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