Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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